ELI
PRAGER
comedy writer
American Jukebox
“I thought the whole point of Uber Eats was the fact that you get a different driver every time. So nobody knows your shame.”Stand-Up
“I wish I had Vladimir Lenin's skincare routine. The guy hasn't aged in 100 years.”Stand-Up
Parking Troubles
American Jukebox
“I been to the Dungeon with nothing but 16 pairs of underwear and a can of shaving cream.”- Jessa Peake in "Here Lies Zachary Irving"
Marwin and Sylver Play Again
“I'm sorry. I don't speak English.”- JANE IN "AMERICAN JUKEBOX"
When Your Coworker's A Fly
“One thing led to another, and I suddenly realized that she's part elephant from the waist down!”- Guy in "Guy Who Accidentally Hooked Up With An Elephant"